If Only Blade Could See...

I have been watching some Tumblr drama explode over the past week, amongst the Planes contingent there. It could best be summed up as "Don't look through the fourth wall, Blade, it ain't a pretty sight!" If you're there, you already know. Opinions expressed by a certain helicopter regarding certain fan activities are strictly his own. He gnawed and chopped his way through that fourth wall and stood behind me, snorting hot breath up my back, until I finally did his bidding, I swear!